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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Early Christmas Present

I did some Christmas shopping yesterday.  While I was out I came across this .....


It was in a store that had upscale kitchen items and was in among many other wood utensils.  I bought it for Mistress, and not because she has a shortage of wooden utensils in the kitchen.  It was if it jumped out at me and said "hey buddy, you and I are going to get to know each other very well."  When I went to the counter to pay for it, the middle aged sales lady suggested that I buy the wood oil that is used to preserve it.  She said that after a lot of use in the kitchen, the wood can dry and crack from being used for cooking and washed so often.  I said  "no thanks ... it wasn't going to be used for cooking."  There was obvious innuendo (at least to me) and she smiled just a bit, looked at me for a second, smiled again and continued to ring up my purchase.  I think she had an idea but was simply too gracious to imply anything to a complete stranger.  I thought about telling her what it was going to be used for, but I too am gracious and wouldn't dream of imposing such information on an unsuspecting person.

I gave it Mistress K. immediately upon returning home.  It was a Christmas gift but I didn't want to have to explain to the kids why dad made such a big deal about giving mom a wooden spoon on Christmas morning.

Here is another view:


You'll notice it's curved.  Mistress gave it a "tender, light test run this morning" and was thrilled to discover that the curve of the spoon matched the curve of my behind nicely.  As such, this little gift of love that I gave to my Mistress can deliver two very distinct and different types of ouchy!  I already know from a different wooden spoon that we have that the back side of the curved delivers a concentrate amount of stingy ouchy at the point of impact. 

With the business of the season and other vanilla things taking so much of our waking hours recently, Mistress K. and I have had little time to be together in our natural state.  We both expressed how much we "missed each other" lately and can't wait for the hustle of the season to be over.

Merry Christmas and Happiest of Holidays to all of my dear friends I have made over the past few years.  I can't even begin to tell you how important each one of you is to me, even though we have never met. 

18 comments:

  1. Ha ha... great story! A reminder to me to be more aware when i'm out shopping! Love the comment w the saleslady sara

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    1. Thanks sara. If you look around, there are so many things in the vanilla world that adapt nicely to our world. Have a great Holiday!

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  2. Enjoy your pervertible. Would be good for the wheelbarrow spanking position. Happy Christmas.

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    1. I will forward your suggestion on to Mistress K. for consideration! merry Christmas to you too my friend!

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  3. As our children arrive at home for the holidays, I am already looking forward to getting back to our empty nest, when we can be free to be ourselves. I miss dressing "comfy" and freely kneeling before my love.
    Yes, a great imagination helps in coming up with fun toys.
    Have a happy,
    mrbill

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    1. Thanks my friend. enjoy your time with your birds that are temporarily returning to the nest!

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  4. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas sub hub, hope you have a wonderful time with family and friends :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thank you Roz and merry Christmas to you too my dear!!!

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  5. Umm.. I tend to avoid wooden spoons...but yours is very nice looking...LOL. Have a wonderful holiday with family and friends.
    hugs abby

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    1. Thank you my friend. I hope and yours have a wonderful Christmas as well.

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  6. sub hub wishing you and your Mistress a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I bet you enjoyed your new implement it looks wonderful. Loved following your blog over the past year and hope to next year. I'm hoping Santa will drop off a new implement at our house.
    archedone

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    1. Thanks so much archedone. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well my friend.

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  7. hello there my friend loved this story merry Christmas

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    1. Hello beautiful! So nice to see you. I hope your Christmas was wonderful. I know that next year for you is going to be awesome. Smiles all year long!
      Happy New Year darling!

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  8. hello there my friend loved this story merry Christmas

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  9. In the south, we use a Cajun Roux Stirrer: http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2013/01/30/master-the-art-of-making-roux/

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  10. In the south, we use a Cajun Roux Stirrer: http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2013/01/30/master-the-art-of-making-roux/

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    1. Yup ... that looks a bit ouchy too Jenny. That Gumbo doesn't look bad either. Thank you for stopping and sharing. Happy New Year!

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